Monday, September 27, 2004

Celeb Watch

Ben Affleck (who must be well over 6'2") almost ran me over in the Starbucks at Lafaytte and Astor. I was surprised to see him there since that's not exactly a covert place to go. I hung around to see if he was with any hotties but he just sat in the window by himself reading the paper as horny girls coyly checked him out. So finally a woman showed up but he pretended like he didn't know her which can only mean one thing -- he's fuckin' her. So he walked across the street to 429 Lafayette next to Joe's Pub where there is either a whorehouse or one of his apartments because they went in together.


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